He has all the time in the world...

Atomic April: A Couplet

Atomic April keeps her brain behind glass.
If you think that's silly, she'll kick your arse...

(May require an English accent to get that to rhyme.)

Tentacle Girl

Tentacle girl...
She'll entangle you
In her tentacles...
Her tentacles
Of loooooooove
Oooh-ooh-ooooh...

Page-o-Doodle

A page of doodles for your appreciation.

Turner Prize now please.

Quartet

Today I have been making doodles.

Steven Seagal

Is it me or has Steven Seagal gone really cuddly in his old age? When I catch the odd part of some of his more recent action films on Channel 5, he is walking around with a gun like, "I must save the innocent orphan who is being held hostage!" but all I can think is "HUG-HUG-HUG-HUG-HUG-HUG."

Sunday Scribblings: I Have a Secret

I always wanted to make one of these. Click the image to view it in its full ransom-notey glory. This is the result of a pair of scissors, some glue, and a movie magazine I had lying around. It was great not only to find a picture of Cloud from Advent Children, but also to realise that it actually looks quite sinister in this context. And here it is under construction:


No, Jeff Bridges didn't make the cut.

As for your secret, well, you can trust me with it, of course. Because I can trust you with mine, right?

More secrets.