C.E.J. Pacian presents the world's first liquid-fuelled rocket-blog: trapped in a hyperbolic orbit to nowhere in particular.
This is what it looks like when I draw a pirate. Now excuse me while I roll over and die from this oppressive heat. Do not try and bring me back to life - instead, store me somewhere very cold, and revive me once the leaves begin to turn golden brown (surely because they will have been roasted).