31.12.17


Only Lordran kids will remember this.

24.12.17

I'm navigating the continent to create a map.


Sure, that explains why you're crawling on your hands and knees in a dead-end tunnel.

17.12.17

Skeleton Lords


I didn't quite realise I was going to be fighting the entire upper house of the skeleton government.

10.12.17


H-hello? Are you okay up there?!

3.12.17


Oh, you know, I'm fine. Just leading a conga line of ghosts.

26.11.17

Not always the same thing.


Lucky for both us, I'm fascinated by hitting things with this big sword.

19.11.17

No interest in the magic-impaired.


Yeah, well, I feel the same about the manners-impaired.

12.11.17

Have you heard of the Undead?


Undead? No, doesn't ring a bell.

5.11.17


Cheerfully punched to death in front of a dwarf...

I knew I was going to go out like this.

29.10.17

22.10.17

A most pleasant scent.


Look, I'm undead, okay? I'll get it sorted out as soon as people stop killing me.

15.10.17


Well, that was an ordeal.

8.10.17

The Pursuer


This guy's a friend, right?

1.10.17

You're my only customer.


Lady, I think you need to work on your sales pitch.

24.9.17

don't give up, skeleton


It's you and me against the world, skeleton.

10.9.17

Stay strong, do not lose hope.


I'm getting mixed messages here.

3.9.17

95%


I reckon that's me done, as far as achievements go. There are a few things that aren't tracked by achievements that I'd still like to try, but this is probably a good time to take a break.

And play the sequel...

5.2.17

Oh and don't forget to aim!


Made a mage character to see how the other half lives.

29.1.17

You have not sinned


Well that's a relief.

22.1.17

O.O


This guy right here.

8.1.17

Was it all a lie?


You may be sad now, but you do not want to know what happened to you in my last playthrough.

1.1.17


Look, I'm sorry I killed your friend, okay? You look just like these other guys who've been trying to kill me since I got here.