C.E.J. Pacian presents the world's first liquid-fuelled rocket-blog: trapped in a hyperbolic orbit to nowhere in particular.
Whose birthday is it anyway?
I like it when the Queen has a birthday, because all the fighter jets she gets as presents fly right over where I live. She and her family may be busy gawping at them on the balcony of Buckingham Palace five minutes later, but I saw them first thank you very much.