Buzz Lightyear Will Cry

I've been having fun with this website today. Look! It's the new Pacian doll action figure! Coming to a store near you soon! (Cats sold separately.) Accessories include:
  • Pacian's Alarm Clock with Throw Across the Room Action™!
  • Pacian's My Little Overflowing Bookcase of Eclectic Books and Comics™ (which makes a realistic Where the Fuck Am I Going to Put THIS One?!™ sound)!
  • Pacian's Public Transport Play Kit with adjustable Don't Look At Me™ pose!
Coming to any (good) toy shop near you, soon! Pre-order to avoid disappointment!

RRP £39.99


Disillusioned kid said...

Oooohhhh! I want one!

Pacian said...

You can pre-order for only an additional 250%.

Disillusioned kid said...

A bargain at half the price!