Is it me or has Steven Seagal gone really cuddly in his old age? When I catch the odd part of some of his more recent action films on Channel 5, he is walking around with a gun like, "I must save the innocent orphan who is being held hostage!" but all I can think is "HUG-HUG-HUG-HUG-HUG-HUG."
Aw.
ReplyDeleteHow about Jean Claude Goshdarnit?
I think Dolph Lundgren may have passed through a cuddly period, but not to the same extent as Seagal, and he seems to have left it now.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I have more of a point and giggle response to him myself :)
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived in Toronto, Canada, it seemed like Steven Segal was ALWAYS on television. Perhaps the Cdn government made a deal with the American film industry: show one of our films in a select city and we'll show an unending supply of your Steven Segal films to our entire population. Does the new cuddly Stevie still wear his hair back in a ponytail?
ReplyDeleteI have recently converted to Segalism, He is the King of the WORLD. Segal is special, he hugs pandas and chases bad guys with his special martial arts moves. I love him.
ReplyDeleteBut I am not sure that pandas want to be hugged.
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