Only Lordran kids will remember this.

I'm navigating the continent to create a map.

Sure, that explains why you're crawling on your hands and knees in a dead-end tunnel.

Skeleton Lords

I didn't quite realise I was going to be fighting the entire upper house of the skeleton government.

H-hello? Are you okay up there?!

Oh, you know, I'm fine. Just leading a conga line of ghosts.

Not always the same thing.

Lucky for both us, I'm fascinated by hitting things with this big sword.

No interest in the magic-impaired.

Yeah, well, I feel the same about the manners-impaired.

Have you heard of the Undead?

Undead? No, doesn't ring a bell.

Cheerfully punched to death in front of a dwarf...

I knew I was going to go out like this.

Useless fool! Filthy Undead!

Whoa, okay. Rude.

A most pleasant scent.

Look, I'm undead, okay? I'll get it sorted out as soon as people stop killing me.

Well, that was an ordeal.

The Pursuer

This guy's a friend, right?

You're my only customer.

Lady, I think you need to work on your sales pitch.

don't give up, skeleton

It's you and me against the world, skeleton.

Not exactly the time to be chatting with a cat!

I'll be the judge of that!

Stay strong, do not lose hope.

I'm getting mixed messages here.

95%

I reckon that's me done, as far as achievements go. There are a few things that aren't tracked by achievements that I'd still like to try, but this is probably a good time to take a break.

And play the sequel...

Oh and don't forget to aim!

Made a mage character to see how the other half lives.

You have not sinned

Well that's a relief.

O.O

This guy right here.

If he goes Hollow, I'll just have to kill him again.

Oh, is that all.

Was it all a lie?

You may be sad now, but you do not want to know what happened to you in my last playthrough.

Look, I'm sorry I killed your friend, okay? You look just like these other guys who've been trying to kill me since I got here.