Not Another April Fool's Post
I am aware that for the past two April Fool's days that this blog has seen, I have posted fabulous, obviously spurious claims about its imminent end.
I now find myself in the position of the boy who cried wolf, for this morning, in an event unprecedented throughout all suburbia, my home was swallowed whole by a giant land shark. (I suspect that it was a giant land basking shark, as it did not chew.)
As you might expect, web access inside a shark is severely limited, so I have saved this blog post onto a memory stick and am mailing it by carrier remora to the Internet's postal address.
I would like to take this last opportunity to thank you all and bid you a fond farewell.