Well, my childhood has now been sheared of its excess, boxed and repackaged for selling or storage. Last (and by no sane measure least) was the Lego. Good grief what a lot of Lego!
I only had a few things that I wanted to keep, but first I had to reassemble them, and before I could do that I had to find all the pieces. Look at all that stuff and tell me you can find a flat black bit that is three knobbly bits long. Go on, you go right ahead and tell me that, you filthy liar!
So, I am now exhausted. And the hot weather has not helped. That is the least good kind of weather for attempting hard-mode Lego assembly. Now excuse me while I stand my three pirates by my computer monitor (the guy with the peg leg is actually a bit wobbly - quite realistic, I suppose) and then pass out from fatigue.