Funny phrases are seeking me out and besieging me in the castle of my mind. Goat's milk mispronounced as 'ghost milk', for example (I would not want to drink any).
Watching the credits for a movie, I saw someone credited as the 'electric best boy'. I wish I had been an electric best boy, back when I was young and it was still possible. I imagine an electric best boy is the only kind of boy that you want to put his finger in the plug socket, so you can sell some kilowatt-hours to the national grid.